Sundays With Tabs the Cat, makeup and appeal blog Mascot, Vol. 362
Originally, Tabs and I planned to take a leisurely walk around the neighborhood this morning, but that all went to sh*t when the paparazzi showed up…
They’re relentless! They never leave Tabs alone.
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On the one paw, he’s a cam hog who loves attention, but even kitty supermodels need their private time. Tabs thinks up his best work on his daily walks, and they’re when he does his best creative contemplation.
Immediately after we escaped the photographers and returned to the office, Tabs had me call our legal team, and he put them to work securing these pictures. Tabs didn’t want them being published in some rag-tag gossip mag without his permission.
So that’s been my Sunday with Tabs so far… He was a little grumpy about the whole situation and needed some cheering up, so I suggested that we try something different this week.
“Why don’t you survey the kitties who read your column, Tabs?” I asked him. “It’s always interesting to learn about the cats who follow you and admire your work.”
He thought it was a terrific idea!
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Just ask your feline employer to complete the following form (copy and paste with their answers into the comments). Tabs looks forward to reading them.
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Your friendly neighborhood appeal addict,
Karen